The following is a short post I wrote last week while intoxicated. I had been pre-drinking before meeting friends at a bar and used my extra time to create this gem.
I meant to post a lot over my Winter break. I meant to at least post at all.
But I did not. So now that I am inebriated and have some time to kill, I will update you all. Side note: pre-drinking is a great idea when you’re poor, but pace yourself or you end up drunk before you leave your house. Oops.
I am going to apologize now for my spelling, my grammar, and the overall flow of my writing. Ethanol is ruining it.
Well, apparently I am supposed to leave now.